If Deezee were a goth whore:

My life is like a box of leftover pizza. What’s gone is lost forever and what’s there has suffered irrevocable damage. Though you could stick it in the microwave and attempt to save it, it’ll never taste as good as when it was from the oven. It’s cold and lifeless, and eventually it’ll mold.

OHBURN I’M JUST KIDDING GUYS I’M NOT GOTHIC LOLSUP i{content: normal !important}

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