Best conversation ever.

[09:46 PM] John: Dave, let’s love each other.
[09:46 PM] DiscoDave: *love*
[09:46 PM] John: *love*
[09:46 PM] DiscoDave: *pregnant*
[09:46 PM] John: *abandon*
[09:46 PM] DiscoDave: *turns to prostitution*
[09:47 PM] John: *turns to highly successful business endeavors, forgets your name*
[09:47 PM] DiscoDave: *chases you for child support*
[09:47 PM] John: *shoots a bitch*
[09:47 PM] DiscoDave: *sells my story to the National Enquirer*
[09:48 PM] John: *is abducted by aliens*
[09:48 PM] DiscoDave: *gets on the Oprah show*
[09:48 PM] John: *gets anally probed*
[09:48 PM] DiscoDave: *signs a book deal*
[09:48 PM] John: *gets anally probed*
[09:50 PM] DiscoDave: *turned into a movie….Mel Gibson plays me*
[09:50 PM] John: *thought you were a woman; thought disrupted by oral probe*
[09:50 PM] DiscoDave: *earns a million dollars, buys a space ship, shoots down the alien craft you’re getting anal probed in*
[09:51 PM] John: *dies in a fire*
[09:51 PM] DiscoDave: *lives the rest of my days happily ever after*
[09:51 PM] John: *haunts*
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